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		<title>Shock Study: Many Teens Say They&#8217;ll Die Before 35</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeat-news.com/2009/07/02/shock-study-many-teens-say-theyll-die-before-35/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Living fast and dying young - a new study finds a significant number of teens believe they could die before their 35th birthday. CBS station WCBS-TV in New York spent the day with teenagers to determine why many think their lives could be cut so short. <br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="alignleft" title="Many teens say theyll die before 35" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IlwcTx9Q628/RpJI1mLlyDI/AAAAAAAAA20/SAAxFyWV2YU/s400/teenagers_jumping.jpg" alt="" width="129" height="150" />Living fast and dying young - a new study finds a significant number of teens believe they could die before their 35th birthday.  CBS station WCBS-TV in New York spent the day with teenagers to determine why many think their lives could be cut so short. Mike Sessa and Nick Simonelli Monday reacted to the surprising University of Minnesota study that says 15 percent of teens across America now believe they will die young....<a href="http://wbztv.com/watercooler/teens.dying.young.2.1065784.html" target="_blank">Source</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Nepal Requires Pocketless Uniform On Airport Workers To Stop Bribe-Taking</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - Nepal's airport workers have been accused of taking bribes from travelers prompting the government to require them to wear uniform without pockets to stop the malpractice.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="alignleft" title="Nepal shirtless pocket" src="http://www.faculty.fairfield.edu/faculty/hodgson/Courses/so191/Projects2007/McDermott/Oct16/himalayan_peaks_nepal_photo%5B1%5D.jpg" alt="" width="132" height="85" />Nepal's airport workers have been accused of taking bribes from travelers prompting the government to require them to wear uniform without pockets to stop the malpractice....<a href="http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7015650819" target="_blank">Source</a></span>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>More Sex May Help</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeat-news.com/2009/07/02/more-sex-may-help-damaged-sperm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For men with fertility problems, some doctors are prescribing a very conventional way to have a baby: more sex.&#160; In a study of 118 Australian men with damaged sperm, doctors found that having sex every day for a week significantly reduced the amount of DNA damage in their patients' sperm. Previous studies have linked better sperm quality to higher pregnancy rates.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="alignleft" title="More sex may help damaged sperm" src="http://www.1lovepoems.com/love/pics/forever-kiss.jpg" alt="" width="120" height="120" />For men with fertility problems, some doctors are prescribing a very conventional way to have a baby: <strong>more sex</strong>. In a study of 118 Australian men with damaged sperm, doctors found that having sex every day for a week significantly reduced the amount of DNA damage in their patients' sperm. Previous studies have linked better sperm quality to higher pregnancy rates. The research was announced Tuesday at a meeting of the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology in Amsterdam...<a href="http://wbztv.com/watercooler/sperm.fertility.problems.2.1065486.html" target="_blank">Source</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Britain&#8217;s Queen Elizabeth Orders Staff To Count Her Swans</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeat-news.com/2009/07/02/ahn-britains-queen-elizabeth-orders-staff-to-count-her-swans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - Britain's Queen Elizabeth has ordered staff to count her swans. The 83-year-old monarch has decreed that the annual Swan Upping ceremony will be conducted by the official Swan Marker David Barber between July 20 and 24.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="alignleft" title="Queen Elizabeth Counting Swans" src="http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-3/Queen-Elizabeth.jpg" alt="" width="101" height="125" />Britain's Queen Elizabeth has ordered staff to count her swans. The 83-year-old monarch has decreed that the annual Swan Upping ceremony will be conducted by the official Swan Marker David Barber between July 20 and 24. The tradition, which dates back to the 12th century, sees Barber and a bird expert rowing up the River Thames in a traditional skiff wearing special scarlet uniforms. During the exhausting five-day expedition, the two men with count, weigh and measure all the swans and cygnets they see...<a href=" http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7015648935" target="_blank">Source</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Pope: Remains Of St. Paul The Apostle Identified</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - The remains of St. Paul the Apostle have been tentatively identified, Pope Benedict XVI announced Sunday night.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="alignleft" title="St. Paul Apostle" src="http://livingwatercommunity.com/Year%20of%20St%20Paul/ST_Paul4.jpg" alt="" width="93" height="119" />The remains of St. Paul the Apostle have been tentatively identified, Pope Benedict XVI announced Sunday night. The remains, consisting of tiny pieces of bone, grains of incense and pieces of fabric, were taken from a tomb inside a church traditionally identified as the resting place for the 1st century martyr...<a href="http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7015648461" target="_blank">Source</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>In U.S. scandals, wives don&#8217;t stand by their men</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeat-news.com/2009/07/01/in-u-s-scandals-wives-dont-stand-by-their-men/</link>
		<comments>http://www.offbeat-news.com/2009/07/01/in-u-s-scandals-wives-dont-stand-by-their-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Standing by your man suddenly seems to be going out of fashion for some American women in the public eye.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="alignleft" title="U.S. Scandals" src="http://www.womenhooembarrasswomen.com/.a/6a00e553ed9fa5883401053690b366970c-800wi" alt="" width="113" height="107" />Standing by your man suddenly seems to be going out of fashion for some American women in the public eye. This month, the wives of at least two famous men caught cheating -- sexually and financially -- very openly declared that their spouses' behavior was actually quite scandalous...<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews/~3/a1I8BIo28dg/idUSTRE55T0UX20090630" target="_blank">Source</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Michael Jackson&#8217;s Body Could Be Displayed In A Glass Coffin</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeat-news.com/2009/07/01/michael-jacksons-body-could-be-displayed-in-a-glass-coffin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Jackson's body could be displayed in a glass coffin. The 50-year-old singer's family are discussing the possibility of placing the late star in a see-through casket to allow his fans to say goodbye following his death last Thursday.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="alignleft" title="Micheal Jackson in a glass casket" src="http://judicial-inc.biz/Oradou26.jpg" alt="" width="125" height="91" />Michael Jackson's body could be displayed in a glass coffin. The 50-year-old singer's family are discussing the possibility of placing the late star in a see-through casket to allow his fans to say goodbye following his death last Thursday....<a href="http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7015646247" target="_blank">Source</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Jackson&#8217;s death prompts violent fight</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeat-news.com/2009/07/01/jacksons-death-prompts-violent-fight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Florida officials say one passenger chased another down the aisle of a county bus during a fight over news of Michael Jackson’s death. The Broward County Sheriff’s Office says 54-year-old Henry Wideman was released Saturday on $5,000 bond on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. A phone number for him rang unanswered&#8230;.Source
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" title="Jackons death prompts violent fight" src="http://groupieblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/michael-jackson.jpg" alt="" width="108" height="108" />Florida officials say one passenger chased another down the aisle of a county bus during a fight over news of Michael Jackson’s death. The Broward County Sheriff’s Office says 54-year-old Henry Wideman was released Saturday on $5,000 bond on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. A phone number for him rang unanswered&#8230;.<a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/06/28/9962606-ap.html" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Oz Crop Circles Blamed On &#8216;High&#8217; Wallabies</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeat-news.com/2009/06/30/oz-crop-circles-blamed-on-high-wallabies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wallabies are getting high on opium from poppy fields and flattening crops, an Australian official has said.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="alignleft" src="http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Jun/Week4/15319594.jpg" alt="A red neck wallaby in Australia" width="165" height="93" />Wallabies are getting high on opium from poppy fields and flattening crops, an Australian official has said. Wallabies are creating chaos in the pharmaceutical poppy industry. The marsupials have been snacking on poppies growing in fields in Tasmania, the world's largest producer of legally-grown opium for medicines. Afterwards, they hop round in circles before crashing on top of the crops and trampling them to the ground...<a href="http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Wallabies-On-Opium-Damaging-Poppy-Crops-In-Australia-Tasmania-Attorney-General-Lara-Giddings-Says/Article/200906415319584?f=rss" target="_blank">Source</a>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Bear breaks into home, eats chocolates</title>
		<link>http://www.offbeat-news.com/2009/06/30/bear-breaks-into-home-eats-chocolates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ SAN ANTONIO HEIGHTS, California - Deputies say a bear with an apparent sweet tooth broke into a San Bernardino County home and gobbled up a box of chocolates from a couple's refrigerator.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img class="alignleft" title="Bear breaks into home east chocolate" src="http://www.nearfamous.com/Images/NearFamousWebImagesOptimized/BrownBears/4009-21BrownBearClose-up.jpg" alt="" width="99" height="140" />Deputies say a bear with an apparent sweet tooth broke into a San Bernardino County home and gobbled up a box of chocolates from a couple's refrigerator. Sheriff's Sgt. Tom Alsky says the couple arrived home Saturday afternoon, found...<a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/06/28/9964661-ap.html" target="_blank">Source</a>]]></content:encoded>
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