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		<title>Dutch woman calls ex-boyfriend 65,000 times</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 13:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dutch prosecutors are charging a 42-year-old woman with stalking after she allegedly called her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times in the past year. The 62-year-old victim from...<p><a href="http://www.offbeat-news.com/2011/09/17/dutch-woman-calls-ex-boyfriend-65000-times/">Dutch woman calls ex-boyfriend 65,000 times</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.offbeat-news.com">Offbeat News</a></p>



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		<title>Sunset reprieve for Irn-Bru</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 10:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Family of three share birthday</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 06:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A COUPLE are celebrating after beating odds of 133,225-1 by having a baby son on the birthday they themselves share.<p><a href="http://www.offbeat-news.com/2011/09/17/family-of-three-share-birthday/">Family of three share birthday</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.offbeat-news.com">Offbeat News</a></p>



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		<title>European politicians vote against forcing a change to Irn-Bru recipe</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 21:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Woman bites elderly man in &#8216;vampire&#8217; attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 18:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Seemingly drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 07:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Councillor lulls drunks with lollipops</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 02:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Dad sues Facebook over 12-year-old&#8217;s nude photos</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 02:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Drunk woman drives to cop station to pick up drunk boyfriend: Police</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 17:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Shopper arrested with live lobsters in shorts</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live...<p><a href="http://www.offbeat-news.com/2011/09/15/shopper-arrested-with-live-lobsters-in-shorts/">Shopper arrested with live lobsters in shorts</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.offbeat-news.com">Offbeat News</a></p>



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