1. Jesus Christ Dumped From Jury Pool For Disruption
2. Prince Charles grows cannabis and coca
3. Oaksterdam University – Oakland CA Cannabis College
4. Methuen Woman Sees Jesus On Her Iron
5. Nation’s 1st Cannabis Cafe Opens In Portland

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Calif. Teen Fights Off Wild Animal With Sword is a post from: Offbeat News

1. A Florida Search For The Elusive Skunk Ape
2. Teen Stabs Father Over Haircut, With A Sword
3. Woman Riding A Donkey Fends Off Lion A Machete
4. Purple Squirrel Awes Animal Experts
5. Teen Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting

1. Man Struck By Lightning On His Birthday
2. Foot Massaging Machine Kills Three People
3. Plane Struck by Lightning – Video
4. 70-Foot Whale Stuck To Cruise Ship’s Bow
5. Foot Found In New York Recycling Plant Possibly From Toronto Garbage

1. Know where the bodies are?
2. Rare Dinosaur Skeleton Turned Over To Researchers
3. Couples find their perfect match with Edinburgh’s rugby leagues
4. Student Gets Perfect Scores on ACT, SAT and PSAT
5. Canadian Man Builds and Lives With Perfect Woman – A Robot

1. UK Man Ordered to Remove Barbed Wire, Could Injure Thieves
2. D’oh! Fugitive Friends Ex-DOJ Official On Facebook
3. Survey: Miamians Beautiful, Yet Not Intelligent
4. Brazil Thieves Tunnel Their Way To Nearly $6M
5. Candy Wrapper Trail Leads to Thieves

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1. Fishermen Save Dog a Mile Out at Sea
2. Man Seeks To Eat Slice From Every NYC Pizzeria
3. Facebook Post Provides Alibi For Robbery Suspect
4. Man Comes Back From The Dead
5. New York Apartment Going For Cool $25M

1. Lingerie Football Kicks Off With Chicago Victory
2. Speeding player thought police were fans chasing him
3. Congress Has Nothing Better to Do Than Determine How College Football’s #1 Team is Chosen
4. Man breaks record for most T-Shirts
5. Lingerie Football League: Maybe Next Time Boston

1. Cop Robs Bank, Without Mask, Makes Getaway in Patrol Car
2. N.H. Firm Bakes Up Record Cupcake
3. Elderly man with oxygen tank robs Calif. bank
4. Parolee robs bank, hails undercover cop
5. Man In Motorized Wheelchair Robs Bank

1. Ambulance driver charged with DUI, on the clock
2. Determined 92 Year Old Votes In Ambulance
3. Calif. Doc Accused Of Stealing Patient’s Rolex
4. Video Shows Patient Cop With Persistent Cat
5. Washington DC Police Officers Caught Stealing Toys for Tots

1. Impoverished North Korea Airs 1st Beer Commercial
2. Beer Truck Driver Arrested For Drunken Driving
3. G-Spot Study Exposes Britain-France Rivalry
4. Wisconsin Bear Thirsty For Cold Beer?
5. Taxpayers Spend $150,000 To Study Duct Tape?