1. Bank robbery thwarted when teller says no
2. Bank robber who presented IDs to teller sentenced to 8 years
3. Bank robber hands teller his ID
4. Man passes bank teller note saying daughter has been kidnapped
5. Bank Robber Caught, Wore Ski Mask and Waited in Line

1. Overweight cat and dog chase slimming award
2. Swiss cat Speedy is feline crimewave
3. Man kidnaps cat, demands ransom
4. Bush’s 18 Year Old Cat Dies
5. Man Shot With .45 By His Cat

1. Suspect Named In Topless Coffee Shop Fire
2. Dumb Criminal Uses Pay Stub to Write Bank Robbery Note On
3. MT police: Man calls cab to make robbery getaway
4. Girlfriend turns in Ho-Hum bank robbery suspect
5. Bank robbery thwarted when teller says no

1. Husband’s Coffin Kills Wife On Way To Burial
2. Woman dies two days after waking up in coffin
3. New Zealand Inmate Foil Own Escape, Caught on Camera and Hilarious
4. Police nab convict who escaped custody by fax
5. Man gets friend to shoot him in bizarre custody case: Police

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1. Man Arrested For Trying To Steal Beer And Fried Chicken, Twice
2. Police: Robbers Hit Gas Station, Ran Out Of Gas
3. Man Accused Of Offering To Swap Baby For Beer
4. Naked man does hula dance, steals case of beer
5. Kids Suffer In Hot Van While Drunk Babysitter Does Cartwheels Down Aisle Of Gas Station

1. Teen Shot Three Times In Toilet Paper Prank
2. Police: Ohio Suspect May Have Eaten Evidence
3. FBI Says H1N1 Bandit Is In Custody
4. Robber in NY refuses $10, accepts $4
5. Cheating Woman Flushed Newborn Son Down Toilet

1. NYer thinks cops want him, jumps into Hudson River
2. Woman on cellphone drives into river, dies
3. Jewel Thief Forgot to Take Jewels With Him
4. Thief put foot in it with lost sock
5. Bungling kidnappers drive wrong hostage for 1,200 miles

1. Cops: Man In U-Haul Tries To Steal ATM
2. Abu Dhabi Hotel Adding Gold-Dispensing ATM
3. Man Steals Credit Card, Goes to Same ATM 50 Times Trying To Guess PIN
4. Thieves flee ATM heists in golf carts
5. Cop Shoots ATM After Award Ceremony

1. FBI: Ohio bank suspect lowers hood when told
2. Bank Robber Caught, Wore Ski Mask and Waited in Line
3. Cops Finally Nab ‘Granny’ Bank Robber
4. Man Robs Bank at Gunpoint, Unfortunately Building is No Longer Bank
5. Bank Robber Donates $1 To Charity

1. Arrested Teen Makes Good Use Of His Phone Call
2. Man Broke Into Home To Charge Cell Phone
3. Verizon Dismisses Man’s $18,000 Phone Bill
4. Jet Blue Passenger wearing cocaine-filled diaper gets drug smuggling charge
5. Cell Phone In Man’s Chest Pocket Stops Bullet