1. Police: Ohio Suspect May Have Eaten Evidence
2. Washington DC Police Officers Caught Stealing Toys for Tots
3. Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
4. Calif. Doc Accused Of Stealing Patient’s Rolex
5. Dumbest Criminal Arrested – Tries to Rob Cop at Police Convention

1. Game over: Cops caught playing Wii during raid
2. Men Arrested After Playing Chicken With Police Car
3. Boy playing football tackled by deer
4. Man Arrested After Taco Assault on Mom
5. Woman, 76 Years Old, Arrested for the 73rd Time

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1. Man Allegedly Steals SUV To Make Court Appearance
2. Cocaine Dealer Describes Himself to Police
3. Woman, 76 Years Old, Arrested for the 73rd Time
4. Crook Buys $11 Hammer To Steal $9 Bottle Of Wine
5. High School Football Coach Spends Team Uniform Money At Strip Club

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1. Escaped Convict Continues To Update Facebook
2. China Busts 5,400 For Online Pornography In 2009
3. Game over: Cops caught playing Wii during raid
4. D’oh! Fugitive Friends Ex-DOJ Official On Facebook
5. Woman Caught Stealing a Duck from California Park

1. 13 Year Old Drove 1,300 Miles to Rodeo
2. Rapper Ja Rule Drove On The Wrong Side Of The Road In Australia
3. Man Rescued Just 65 Miles Shy From Rowing Entire 10,000 Mile Pacific Ocean
4. Man kidnaps cat, demands ransom
5. Mafia Gang Watches Too Many Movies, Sends Donkey Head as Threat

1. Armed Burglars Demand Eggbeater
2. Cops Follow Trail Of Cheetos To Find Burglary Suspects
3. Man Burglarizes a Beauty Shop, Wearing Wig and High Heels
4. Man Robs Gas Station, Gets Caught When Getaway Car Runs Out of Gas
5. Man Walks Into Police Station Drunk, Refused to Leave

1. Scottish pound note sells for £9,000
2. Man Calls Cops; Shows Them His Pot: Cops Arrest Man
3. Graffiti artist can’t finish work, leaves note
4. Pot growing in the prison yard
5. Dumb Criminal Uses Pay Stub to Write Bank Robbery Note On

1. Jewel Thief Forgot to Take Jewels With Him
2. Burglars Caught After Asking Cop For Ride Home
3. Hot dog thief get 18 months in prison
4. Lingerie thief gets probation
5. Attempted ATM thief photographs self

1. Woman Calls 911 Three Times, No Chicken at McDonald’s
2. Man confesses to murder, to get a ride home
3. Burglars Caught After Asking Cop For Ride Home
4. High School Teacher Stays On Ride For 20 Hours
5. Man Calls 911 Then Asks Dispatcher to Hold While Making Drug Deal

1. Candy Wrapper Trail Leads to Thieves
2. Brazil short skirt woman shocked at fame
3. Brazil Offers Free Botox To Poor
4. Bus Crashing Thieves Caught By Using Their Full Names, Bus Equipped With Audio Recorder
5. British Woman Walking Again After Two-Year Paralysis Following Sneeze