Archive for December, 2008

60 Year Old Utah Woman Denied Cocktail, Didn’t Have ID

Sunday, December 28th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Utah's stiff liquor laws and crack-on-the-head polices for violators can create a Catch-22 for restaurant owners who invest millions into their business, no matter how hard they try to avoid ... Read more..

Man Sets Himself on Fire to Impress Date

Sunday, December 28th, 2008 Posted in Crazy Offbeat News, Offbeat News | No Comments »

Swedish man’s attempt to impress his girlfriend on Friday night backfired, putting him in the hospital with serious burn injuries and facing allegations of endangering the public. The woman told ... Read more..

Turkey Escapes Being Christmas Dinner, Too Ugly for Slaughter

Saturday, December 27th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

A turkey has been spared ending up on the dinner plate this Christmas - as he's too ugly. Wilbur is underweight, has no tail feathers, a misshapen body and walks ... Read more..

RNC Candidate Distributes ‘Obama Negro Song’ on CD, Probably Bad Idea

Saturday, December 27th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Tennessee politician Chip Saltsman, currently running for chairman of the Republican National Committee, sent a controversial collection of songs to members of his party as a Christmas present, but one ... Read more..

Elderly Woman Drives on Runway, Calls Police for Directions

Saturday, December 27th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

An elderly woman phoned police Christmas night to say she drove onto a Pease airport runway, where she thought a plane was arriving or departing and she was afraid to ... Read more..

Doctor Powered His SUV with Patients Liopsuction Fat

Friday, December 26th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Liposuctioning unwanted blubber out of pampered Los Angelenos may not seem like a dream job, but it has its perks. Free fuel is one of them. For a time, Beverly ... Read more..

Baby Missing: Has Anchor Tatoo on Arm and Mohawk

Friday, December 26th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

The baby disappeared December 23rd, and Miami police say he was last seen in the area of 5500 NW 7th avenue. Police did not offer details of his disappearance. Riley, ... Read more..

CIA Bribes Afghan Warlords with Viagra

Friday, December 26th, 2008 Posted in Crazy Offbeat News, Offbeat News | No Comments »

In an effort to win over fickle warlords and chieftains in Afghanistan and get information from them, CIA officials are handing out Viagra pills in exchange for their cooperation, the ... Read more..

Merry Christmas

Thursday, December 25th, 2008 Posted in Current Events | No Comments »

I don't really care if that offends you; happy holidays as well but mostly Merry Christmas. No updates until tomorrow, I'm taking the day off. Enjoy Christmas day, eat good ... Read more..

Snowzilla Strikes Again

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

A giant snowman named Snowzilla has mysteriously appeared again this year — despite the city's cease-and-desist order. Someone again built the giant snowman in Billy Powers' front yard in an ... Read more..