Dead Gold Fish Offered to Vote In Illinois

voter fraudThe only “agent of change” Princess ever supported was the person who freshened the water in her fishbowl. So election officials in Chicago’s northern suburbs want to know why voter registration material was sent to the dead goldfish. “I am just stunned at the level of people compromising the integrity of the voting process,” said Lake County Clerk Willard Helander, a Republican, who said she has spotted problems with nearly 1,000 voter registrations this year. “There was no fraud involved,” said Nudelman, a Democrat who supports Barack Obama. “This person is a dead fish.”…Source

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