Man Tries To Cut Off His Arm In A Denny’s

dennysA 33-year-old man who tried cutting off his arm inside a busy Denny’s restaurant because he believed it would save his life was arrested Friday night, according to Modesto police.

According to Sgt. Brian Findlen, Michael Lasiter, 33, of Modesto had been injecting cocaine in a nearby motel when he thought he had injected air into his veins, which can lead to death…Source

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Well, sometimes too much cocaine can be a bad thing. Or perhaps he was just a moron to begin with and that put him over the top. Either way, not the brightest guy; maybe they shouldn’t have bothered trying to save him.

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