Archive for February, 2008

Man Gets Shot To Get Out Of Work

Friday, February 29th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Read The Article At least he's original. I personally would've gone with "I'm not feeling well today" or maybe in an extreme situation something like "My grandpa died". This is way ... Read more..

Lady Gets Rehab For Groping Santa

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Read The Article Well, she must have been pretty ugly if Santa turned her in for touching him inappropriately. Who could be attracted to Santa anyways? Isn't that like some kind ... Read more..

Professor Caught Stealing Panties From Girl’s Dorm

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Read The Article The lawyer's statement is priceless. He "had no intention of causing annoyance to the underwear owners". What a weirdo, I mean I've heard of it before as a ... Read more..

Vegas To Disney Land Levitating Train Faces Competition

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Read The Article This could be pretty cool. They have these trains already in Japan and Europe. At 300 mph you get there quicker than a plane because you don't have ... Read more..

Driver Unaware Of Missing Wheel

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Read The Article The cops never did find his missing wheel either. I think that's an automatic red flag that you're drinking and driving, not having a wheel on your car ... Read more..

Man Hangs Onto Girlfriends Roof Punching Her Through Window

Monday, February 25th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Read The Article This is possibly the most hardcore boyfriend/girlfriend brawl I've ever heard of. He grabs onto the roof and punches her through the window while shes driving, hitting cars ... Read more..

Wife Plots Husbands Murder… With Wasps

Monday, February 25th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Read The Article Usually its not good to pay $600 for a hitman, they tend to be unreliable. Especially when they're your husband's friend and go tell him what's up. I ... Read more..

Son Tasers Mom At Party

Monday, February 25th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Read The Article She wanted to press charges because she was tired of being abused, I would too. What kind of son repeatedly does stuff like this to his mom. Is ... Read more..

Toddler’s Elmo Doll Makes Death Threats

Monday, February 25th, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | 2 Comments »

Read The Article Theres a couple creepy parts here. First the doll knows the kid's name is James, and it says "kill James", and second it used to work fine. It ... Read more..

College Student Wins Millions On Penny Slots

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 Posted in Offbeat News | No Comments »

Read The Article Well at least she has her priorities straight, a baby blue cadillac escalade. Seriously though, how many people put $100 into penny slots? Go play a real game... ... Read more..