Naked man does hula dance, steals case of beer

Naked ManThe naked truth: Three eastern Missouri men were willing to go to extreme lengths to get some beer.

That’s the accusation after an incident in the early hours of August 18th at Fish’s Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.

Police say the plan was for the naked dancer to create a distraction while another man took a case of beer from the store. It didn’t work.

Gaines called police. As the naked man and his accomplice joined a third man in a car, a customer got their license plate number. All three were caught a few days later.

The men, ages 19 to 23, face charges of shoplifting and indecent exposure.

Source: KMOV-TV

Editor’s Response:

Kind of strange, I guess someone who goes to those lengths may be considered an alcoholic. Seems a bit like a flawed plan to begin with though, even if they didn’t notice the shoplifting you would think someone would call the police on a drunk naked guy dancing in a liquor store. Oh well, I guess it had to be tried.

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  3. Man Blames Bad Driving On Spilled Beer
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4 Responses to “Naked man does hula dance, steals case of beer”

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  2. That’s too funny. I grew up about 30 miles north of there. De Soto is out in the boonies so that doesn’t surprise me.

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  4. They are all alcoholic. They don’t feel what they do especially because of they are drunk.

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