Offbeat News

Oil Change
45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas,
after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of
marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car
which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change.
According to police, Brasher later said that she didn’t
realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to
change the oil.

 Editor’s Response:

Sometimes a news story comes around that is hilarious sheerly due to the stupidity factor. It continues to amaze me how dumb some people can actually be. This is one instance where the drug dealer / smuggler’s stupid move wasn’t even related to dipping into her own stash too much. She simply had no mechanical knowledge whatsoever. I kinda thought Texan’s were supposed to be raised a little better than that, guess not! 

Check It Out
Drug-possession defendant Christopher Johns, on trial in
March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched
without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer
didn’t need a warrant because a “bulge” in Christopher’s
jacket could have been a gun. Nonsense, said Christopher,
who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in
court. He handed it over so the judge could see it.
The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket
and laughed so hard he required a five-minute recess to
compose himself.

Editor’s Response:

I sure don’t blame that Judge. That must’ve been the talk around the courthouse for weeks to come! Well maybe I was wrong on the first post, maybe it is the drugs that make you stupid. Or maybe its just that stupid people cannot do anything but work at McDonalds or ’sling dope’. Kind of a chicken or the egg deal, maybe we’ll never know.

Source (both articles): digitaldreamdoor.com

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